Ladies, Ladies, Ladies... and let's be honest boys, this applies to y'all too... get it to-geth-her!
We are all guilty of walking out of the house looking like a hot mess, but isn't enough enough?!? I too use to watch 'What Not to Wear' and would think, "Seriously Stacey, it's not that serious. It's sweat pants!", but I have admittedly changed my tune... and you should too. So here is my take on 'What Not to Wear: Pajama Edition'... it's more like a "Don't do this, do that. But if you are going to do this, do it like this!". Make sense? Probably not. Just give me a minute...
- Pajamas are NEVER ok to wear in public! And just a little FYI, "public" begins at your front door. Nobody wants to see that, period. It's not cute, it's not fresh, it's not inviting... it's just a little awkward for everyone. However, if you must run out to the mail box or grab something out of your car or even drop of your child at school (from the carpool line, not a full on walk to class thing. Don't you dare get out of the car at your child's school if you are in pajamas!), there are a few rules to follow to make it acceptable:
1. The pajamas must be stain free. Do not, and I repeat do not, allow your neighbors to play the "what kind of stain is that? why doesn't she wash her clothes?" game.
2. The pajamas cannot be sheer in anyway, shape or form. We do not need to see your naughty bits, we do not need to see your under garments of choice, and we do not need to see your college mistake tattoo on your lower back (probably a butterfly = classy AND original or some tribal kind of thing = WTF, there isn't a thing in this world that is "tribal" about you).
3. Run a comb through it or pull your rat's nest (aka your crazy bed head hair) up into a cute little top knot and throw on some big sunnies. Don't give people the pleasure of seeing you with smeared mascara, bad hair AND pajamas.
In closing, just get it together people. Life is too short to look busted!
xoxo,
ToFromLove
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